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bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

THIS IS NOT FUCKING OK!!!

drcalzona:

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It’s going down!!! Ong!!!!!!!!! Hotch tied!!!!!!! This is to muchhhhhb

Ah fuck no!!!!!!

Whhyyyyyy

Erin!!!!!! I can’t stop screaming!!!!!!

Erin!!!!!!

What the fuck nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

  • Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
  • Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
  • Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
  • Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
  • -uncomfortable silence-
  • Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
  • Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
  • Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
  • Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
  • -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
  • Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
  • Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

Finale

I have to keep reminding myself not to go on here Tuesday night…. I will surly be up all night crying and then to watch it all over again Wed night will be the end of me.

CRIMINAL MINDS SEaSON FINALE!!

Holy shit!!!! The promo is amazing!! It is Blake that gets taken by the unsub! And then it looks like they are gonna crash! And then Rossie pulls a gun on Mogan!! Ughhdhhshhsshahhahdbxbxbs

Criminal minds 8x22

Is criminal minds ep22 on tonight on CTV?

jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing. ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY  i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle I want this… Where can I get it?

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

I want this… Where can I get it?

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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so.....

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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