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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

railroadsoftware:

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool 

railroadsoftware:

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool 

daintyvillain:

Always reblog. Every time.

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

domaindopemandotcom:

OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT

BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT

haemus:

This….is..so…..funny

haemus:

This….is..so…..funny